![]() Who doesn’t want to see a pink-haired Justin Hawkins’ pixellated naked bum, or close-ups of those weird faces he makes when he sings?Ĥ1 Steel Panther – ‘Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)’ Was it all a dream? Dear god we hope so.Ĥ2 The Darkness – ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ Then it all ends with a girl asleep in bed. But it just gets weirder, when the keyboard’s attached to a wall and the guitar’s missing a piece. They went a bit camera-angle crazy with it, flickering from one woman’s ass-shot to another, to a world where instruments don’t exist and the band simply play air. This was the first video the band ever shot a music video for, so we’ll excuse them a little bit for this cinematic atrocity. And doesn’t George look so dreamy, hugging himself against a smoke-filled backdrop, wearing neon yellow fingerless gloves? We love you George, but this wasn’t good.Ĥ3 Journey – ‘Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)’ But wait, it gets better – the black light comes out and the band begin to glow. Sadly, the brightly-coloured short-shorts are a bit much. Really, we can’t imagine why your career ever ended…įilmed at what is now Camden’s KOKO venue, we see the Wham! crew dancing around in “Go-Go” and “Choose Life” tee-shirts. But at least you come across as a nice guy at the end, dancing around with a kid (who looks scares shitless) on your shoulders. We know you’re trying to look “street”, writing your name on walls in spraypaint and dancing around under a bridge or something with your “crew” (some of them look like cater-waiters doing the conga), but you really just look like an idiot. That, or sit through eight and a half minutes of an extended remix version. Sadly, the original appears to have been banned from YouTube, so you’re gonna have to do a bit of digging if you want to watch it. But if you’re really hating yourself today, then watch the stalker-advocating promo. ![]() No one should ever have to see two guys (wearing those awful shoulder-padded blazers) dance like this. 46 Milli Vanilli – ‘Girl You Know It’s True’ ![]()
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